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comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95915921">');
comments.push('<p>net FOX</p>');
comments.push('<footer>DeFappert  | 09-03-10 @ 13:22</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95916121">');
comments.push('<p>haha +1</p>');
comments.push('<footer>cryptapix  | 09-03-10 @ 13:24</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95916581">');
comments.push('<p>Voor de hele verzameling: <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/user/TheOnion\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\">www.youtube.com...</a></p>');
comments.push('<footer>Pieter  | 09-03-10 @ 13:26</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95916871">');
comments.push('<p>-weggejorist-</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Shinamus  | 09-03-10 @ 13:28</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95918541">');
comments.push('<p>-weggejorist-</p>');
comments.push('<footer>lebberkut  | 09-03-10 @ 13:38</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95920071">');
comments.push('<p>I\'m just some fucking guy +100</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Foxion  | 09-03-10 @ 13:48</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95925001">');
comments.push('<p>Prachtige zelfspot....</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Drs. D.  | 09-03-10 @ 14:33</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95926021">');
comments.push('<p>\" I\'m just some fucking guy\"</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Frederik Vijf  | 09-03-10 @ 14:44</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95931691">');
comments.push('<p>Shinamus  09-03-10 @ 13:28 </p><p>Je moeder is bs</p>');
comments.push('<footer>anzz  | 09-03-10 @ 15:30</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95933061">');
comments.push('<p>the onion, meestal en nu ook+1 </p>');
comments.push('<footer>WieditleestisG  | 09-03-10 @ 15:42</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95944331">');
comments.push('<p>Sorry, maar ik zag geen stierenstront gebeuren hoor....<br />*url\'n naar nieuwe bril gaat*</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Styllurt  | 09-03-10 @ 17:49</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95960081">');
comments.push('<p>onion: +1</p>');
comments.push('<footer>jan kaas7529  | 09-03-10 @ 21:25</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95961831">');
comments.push('<p>zelfspot +1</p>');
comments.push('<footer>BobMeister  | 09-03-10 @ 21:50</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95965681">');
comments.push('<p>laughed my dick out</p>');
comments.push('<footer>TimmieTim  | 09-03-10 @ 22:40</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95968511">');
comments.push('<p>Erg grappig +1</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Her0!n Her0  | 09-03-10 @ 23:28</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95977481">');
comments.push('<p>Haha +1 </p>');
comments.push('<footer>Reinhardt  | 10-03-10 @ 07:11</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95977581">');
comments.push('<p>Dat lijkt sbs6 wel</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Bono  | 10-03-10 @ 07:23</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95977781">');
comments.push('<p>kuch* BOELSHIT *kuch</p>');
comments.push('<footer>BasJ.  | 10-03-10 @ 07:32</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95978091">');
comments.push('<p>\"Some bullshit happening somewhere\" +1 zeker</p>');
comments.push('<footer>_Emmer_  | 10-03-10 @ 07:57</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95979651">');
comments.push('<p>Amerika IS bullshit -1</p>');
comments.push('<footer>tomato  | 10-03-10 @ 08:39</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95980481">');
comments.push('<p>+heel veel</p>');
comments.push('<footer>dodehoekspiegel  | 10-03-10 @ 08:53</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95981271">');
comments.push('<p>Priceless dit!</p>');
comments.push('<footer>PiGGY  | 10-03-10 @ 09:04</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95981541">');
comments.push('<p>Zelfde categorie, maar dan britser:<br /><a href=\"http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/805581/5408ba9e/doodsaai_standaard_nieuwsbericht.html\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\">www.dumpert.nl...</a><br />Zowiezo briljant. +1</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Koekje-dr-bij?  | 10-03-10 @ 09:07</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95981631">');
comments.push('<p>Geweledig +! </p>');
comments.push('<footer>ZGnr2  | 10-03-10 @ 09:08</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95982681">');
comments.push('<p>Styllurt 09-03-10 @ 17:49<br />Lastig je comment te interpreteren. Het kan niet serieus zijn (als wel, succes met je belemmeringen), maar het is ook verreweg van grappig. Dus je komt er sowieso niet positief uit.</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Bozsma  | 10-03-10 @ 09:22</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95984781">');
comments.push('<p>LOL +10</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Limburg vrij!!  | 10-03-10 @ 09:45</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95985401">');
comments.push('<p>awesome!</p>');
comments.push('<footer>plaaggeest2310  | 10-03-10 @ 09:51</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95985611">');
comments.push('<p>Join us live at the scene of the bullshit. lol</p>');
comments.push('<footer>geese  | 10-03-10 @ 09:54</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95985761">');
comments.push('<p>Verder dikke LOL +100</p>');
comments.push('<footer>geese  | 10-03-10 @ 09:56</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95986071">');
comments.push('<p>Newswipe...</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Ruurd Sluiswachter  | 10-03-10 @ 09:59</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95987161">');
comments.push('<p>onnion network -1</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Brian1454  | 10-03-10 @ 10:14</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95988251">');
comments.push('<p>The onion... super!  Dag nadat Obama werd gekozen was de titel op voorpagina:  Black Man Given Nation\'s Worst Job. Leuke krant voor zo af en toe door te nemen.</p>');
comments.push('<footer>El Pinche  | 10-03-10 @ 10:27</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95989661">');
comments.push('<p>\"I\'m an older man, so you can trust what I say!\" +1</p>');
comments.push('<footer>honde-brok  | 10-03-10 @ 10:43</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95989941">');
comments.push('<p>Humor van Amerikanen. Had ik nooit gedacht en niet verwacht. This is some real bullshit...</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Hooijstra  | 10-03-10 @ 10:46</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95990501">');
comments.push('<p> <br />\"I\'m really just happy to be on TV\"</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Willianus Wortelus  | 10-03-10 @ 10:52</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95992321">');
comments.push('<p>Wat een humor ... -1</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Assen  | 10-03-10 @ 11:12</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95993211">');
comments.push('<p>Haha voor opmerkingen na 01:40</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Gewoon_Normaal  | 10-03-10 @ 11:21</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95993431">');
comments.push('<p>Ha, ha, Union is altijd goed.<br />Dit soort humor zal je in Nederland nooit zien. Zelf relativering...<br />Maar Zeg eens Aaaa, is ook wel leuk.. Toch?!</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Lompe Loel  | 10-03-10 @ 11:23</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95993681">');
comments.push('<p>-weggejorist-</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Superior Bastard  | 10-03-10 @ 11:27</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95994241">');
comments.push('<p>hahaha geweldig!</p>');
comments.push('<footer>ThiemeWels  | 10-03-10 @ 11:32</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95994481">');
comments.push('<p>Leuk!</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Mwa.  | 10-03-10 @ 11:34</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95996291">');
comments.push('<p>haha, die newsticker onderin:<br />\"porno better than real movie it was based on\"</p>');
comments.push('<footer>uitzondering  | 10-03-10 @ 11:48</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95997561">');
comments.push('<p>yes I can see that +1</p>');
comments.push('<footer>hansjansen2  | 10-03-10 @ 11:57</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c95998471">');
comments.push('<p>Geniaal! Amerikaanse humor bestaat dus toch.</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Sylmor  | 10-03-10 @ 12:03</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96002181">');
comments.push('<p>HAHAHA wtf +100 Net CNN man of elke andere random news zender.<br />\"I\'m just some fucking guy\" XD</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Jimpy  | 10-03-10 @ 12:38</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96003621">');
comments.push('<p>leuk!<br />Monty Python deed dit trouwens 35 jaar geleden al<br />Maar blijft erg goed</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Edjmp80  | 10-03-10 @ 12:51</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96003871">');
comments.push('<p>Geweldige bullshit!! Ik kwam niet meer bij! +100</p>');
comments.push('<footer>gebruikert  | 10-03-10 @ 12:53</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96004571">');
comments.push('<p>Haha, Amerikaanse humor +1</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Lord_Crapsalot_II  | 10-03-10 @ 12:58</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96005691">');
comments.push('<p>Kende the onion niet, maar vind dit wel erg leuk! +1</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Akkoord  | 10-03-10 @ 13:07</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96007861">');
comments.push('<p>ik vin dit gewoon echt niks... waarom staat dit op nummer 1? :s<br />-1</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Knomo  | 10-03-10 @ 13:27</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96009171">');
comments.push('<p>Grappig wel +1</p>');
comments.push('<footer>WeesFatsoenlijk  | 10-03-10 @ 13:39</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96011771">');
comments.push('<p>whaha prachtig +++</p>');
comments.push('<footer>waht  | 10-03-10 @ 13:59</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96011841">');
comments.push('<p>@knome, omdat jij de enige bent die geen humor heeft</p><p>+100.000</p>');
comments.push('<footer>TimmieTim  | 10-03-10 @ 14:00</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96011971">');
comments.push('<p>@Knomo 10-03-10 @ 13:27 <br />Je moet enigszins bekend zijn met de nieuwskanalen van the land of the free and home of the brave als je het wil \'snappen\'.</p>');
comments.push('<footer>waht  | 10-03-10 @ 14:00</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96012831">');
comments.push('<p>-weggejorist-</p>');
comments.push('<footer>zegmaarzozegmaarniks  | 10-03-10 @ 14:08</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96013151">');
comments.push('<p>\"porno better than real movie it was based on\"<br />\"kids now too lazy to imitate television violence\"<br />haha +1<br />geniaal filmpje</p>');
comments.push('<footer>backtowork  | 10-03-10 @ 14:10</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96013201">');
comments.push('<p>\"I\'m an old man, so you can trust what I say!\"<br />Geniaal. +1</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Jesse_xD  | 10-03-10 @ 14:10</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96013981">');
comments.push('<p>Hij is zeker leuk, maar wel erg gejat van deze: <a href=\"http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/805581/5408ba9e/doodsaai_standaard_nieuwsbericht.html\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\">www.dumpert.nl...</a></p>');
comments.push('<footer>red_hiney  | 10-03-10 @ 14:17</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96015291">');
comments.push('<p>Geniaal +1</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Gr0eselt4Life  | 10-03-10 @ 14:30</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96015831">');
comments.push('<p>Geweldig, die beheerste \"i\'m just some fucking guy\" haha +veel</p>');
comments.push('<footer>goochelaar  | 10-03-10 @ 14:34</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96016571">');
comments.push('<p>Drs. D. 09-03-10 @ 14:33 <br />Zelfspot ? Uh, nee.<br />Belachelijk maken van nutteloze nieuwszenders, ja.</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Película  | 10-03-10 @ 14:39</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96017251">');
comments.push('<p>Geweldig, een van de leukste gescripted humor filmpjes die ik in tijden heb gezien. Geniaal! +1</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Phoq  | 10-03-10 @ 14:45</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96021631">');
comments.push('<p>+1<br /></p>');
comments.push('<footer>Kramert  | 10-03-10 @ 15:19</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96021661">');
comments.push('<p>\"I\'m just some fucking guy\" ipv naam :\') +1</p>');
comments.push('<footer>NegroideAsteroide  | 10-03-10 @ 15:19</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96022851">');
comments.push('<p>gaap</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Eigenwijsch  | 10-03-10 @ 15:29</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96023091">');
comments.push('<p>\"And here\'s some footage of congress.\" LOL</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Railin  | 10-03-10 @ 15:30</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96023541">');
comments.push('<p>Helemaal niet grappig. Wat een verspilling van tijd zeg dit filmpje. -1</p>');
comments.push('<footer>tristy  | 10-03-10 @ 15:35</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96025991">');
comments.push('<p>@ tristy<br />Wat ben jij een humorloze, zure mongeaul.</p>');
comments.push('<footer>ouwenegert  | 10-03-10 @ 15:53</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96028841">');
comments.push('<p>Haha hilarisch, beste filmpje vd week.</p>');
comments.push('<footer>dikhoft  | 10-03-10 @ 16:16</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96029261">');
comments.push('<p>+veel...helemaal goed</p>');
comments.push('<footer>pj_vr  | 10-03-10 @ 16:20</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96030641">');
comments.push('<p>fuckin\' awesome!+ a shitload.</p>');
comments.push('<footer>bantoo  | 10-03-10 @ 16:32</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96031511">');
comments.push('<p>GE-NI-AAL +veel</p>');
comments.push('<footer>melszz  | 10-03-10 @ 16:41</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96033141">');
comments.push('<p>Heeeel vet gedaan.</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Jean-Kloot  | 10-03-10 @ 16:57</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96034281">');
comments.push('<p>Ghehe, super. Hier word ik happy van.</p>');
comments.push('<footer>KingHotwing  | 10-03-10 @ 17:07</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96034481">');
comments.push('<p>Klinkt als het avg journaal... vet koehl gedaan!</p>');
comments.push('<footer>H4rrie  | 10-03-10 @ 17:09</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96035091">');
comments.push('<p>hahahaha gruwelijk vet dit</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Lowe  | 10-03-10 @ 17:14</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96035841">');
comments.push('<p>*lacht<br /> </p><p>+1</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Pino knuppeler  | 10-03-10 @ 17:20</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96037321">');
comments.push('<p>+veel, brilliant dit</p>');
comments.push('<footer>loonslaaf_69  | 10-03-10 @ 17:38</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96039341">');
comments.push('<p>Als je er 1 hebt gezien, heb je ze allemaal gezien... Eerste keer is leuk, maar daarna is de lol er ook wel af.</p>');
comments.push('<footer>NLmichiej  | 10-03-10 @ 18:01</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96040101">');
comments.push('<p>Echt SU PER MOOI :D</p>');
comments.push('<footer>BralaapStan  | 10-03-10 @ 18:07</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96041371">');
comments.push('<p>FakE!</p><p><br />Of ben ik nu te serieus :P</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Bassieeeh!  | 10-03-10 @ 18:20</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96043421">');
comments.push('<p>Onion, geniaal!  deze is ook mooi <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aotlEpmAFVQ\" rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\">www.youtube.com...</a></p>');
comments.push('<footer>Phobophrysk  | 10-03-10 @ 18:41</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96045891">');
comments.push('<p>eerst leuk, daarna saaai xD  -1</p>');
comments.push('<footer>halavala6  | 10-03-10 @ 19:11</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96048501">');
comments.push('<p>ja wel lachen..<br /></p>');
comments.push('<footer>Dr. Ph.  | 10-03-10 @ 19:39</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96050981">');
comments.push('<p>Humor is ook niet meer wat het geweest is. Ik ga Kermit nog missen.</p><p>-1</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Statler en Waldorf  | 10-03-10 @ 20:10</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96052651">');
comments.push('<p>+1<br />ben niet echt bekende met de internet taal<br />maarehhh wtf betekend weggejorist?<br />grtz a Noob</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Kazuhiro  | 10-03-10 @ 20:32</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96053281">');
comments.push('<p>Precies zo als media de sneeuw in Nederland in het nieuws bracht.</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Herr-Flick  | 10-03-10 @ 20:39</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96053441">');
comments.push('<p>Gelukkig zien ze zelf ook in die verschrikkelijk overtrokken bull shit die veel journalisten denken te moeten maken (heet nieuws)</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Trompeter  | 10-03-10 @ 20:40</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96055711">');
comments.push('<p>man , voor het eerst dat ik om  U.S bullshit moet lachen..</p>');
comments.push('<footer>razerhead  | 10-03-10 @ 20:59</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96057821">');
comments.push('<p>Echt, serieus, zo moet al het nieuw zijn... +1</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Ownedt  | 10-03-10 @ 21:20</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96063471">');
comments.push('<p>\"I\'m just happy to be on tv\" +1</p>');
comments.push('<footer>bikecurious  | 10-03-10 @ 22:22</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96067501">');
comments.push('<p>De tering zeg, ik vond dit filmpje zo droog maar echt grappig, die laatste zin van die \"fucking guy\" priceless!<br /></p>');
comments.push('<footer>Tosti Pindakaas  | 10-03-10 @ 23:04</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96071311">');
comments.push('<p>Ï\'m an older man, so you can trust what I say +1</p>');
comments.push('<footer>kartoffeljungen  | 10-03-10 @ 23:57</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96074641">');
comments.push('<p>I\'m just some fucking guy.</p>');
comments.push('<footer>burger_meester  | 11-03-10 @ 00:59</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96075461">');
comments.push('<p>Dit is pas nieuws presenteren! +1!</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Donny!  | 11-03-10 @ 01:25</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96076531">');
comments.push('<p>i\'m just some fucking guy hahahahaha</p>');
comments.push('<footer>sljackson  | 11-03-10 @ 02:08</footer></article>');

comments.push('<article class="comment" id="c96077301">');
comments.push('<p>i\'m just some muuuhahaha uberrrrrrrrrrr</p>');
comments.push('<footer>Masturbeer  | 11-03-10 @ 02:47</footer></article>');



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